there are a lot of popular text posts about being cranky, lazy, or socially inept that float around 

and i used to think they were funny in a self-deprecating-humor sort of way

but i am beginning to figure out that people on this website are proud of barely functioning and that is really unsettling

(Source: fliffnight)


I can’t decide if
someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
someone stabbed a cheeseburger
a cheeseburger stabbed someone
a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

taking a chance and making a move


Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me